Toy dolls for young girls, or evil demon monsters?


Now, everybody's heard of Barbies, they can be stupid, ridicules, and anoying, but could they be dangerous???

Now, at first glance, these Barbies looks harmless, right? Look closer at there eyes. Are they a nice human shade of blue, green or brown? Nay, they are a terrible combination of purples half-blue-half-purple, half-gold-half-green,and reds ! Okay, pinks, but pink is a shade of red, and people don't have pink eyes anyways, do they? That's more of a demon thing. Also note that the 4th one's eyes are pointing opposite directions.





Purple/Pink
Violet
Red/Pink
Half-Green
Half-Gold
Half-Blue
Half-Purple
Now right now your probably thinking something like this: "Okay, so they have weird eyes. Who cares? Lots of things have eyes like that. Rabbits have pink, creaters of darkness have red, demons have all of the above, etc." But since we can safley assume that Barbies are not rabbits, we can only conclude that they are evil demons bent on destroying the human race. Now, despite the indesputable evidence, some may still disagree and say :"Most Barbies don't have pink eyes anyways. It's just done to match her outfit." Now, this may be true, but eye color isn't the only incriminating evidence. Ever seen one of those cheesy Barbie movies? Princess and the pauper? Magic Pegasus? If you have, next time you watch it look at their hair. Notice that it is all stuck together in one piece. This is most evident when they twirl around and jump in their weird little songs with bad singing.






As you can see, the hair is firmly latched into one peice. Either they had an accident with a fall and a big vat of glue, or they're DEMONS! Still not enough for you? Look at a Barbie doll's feet. They're ALSO glued together in one piece - they don't have individual toes, they only have a big flap! To see the rest of the Barbie, click here .

As if all of this is not enough, the songs in those cheesy Barbie movies, and the things that those electronic Barbie dolls say, contain subliminal messages to repress individuality and place large amounts of pressure on their poor victims to fit in and give in to peer pressure! Click on the video to the left to play an example of one of these malicious songs. It almost sounds as if they're trying to convert small children to become evil demons, like the Barbies themselves.