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Zodiac

-Abstract Potato

Description	Sign
One day it may seem to you that you are on the top of the world, when in reality you are hanging from a thin branch.	The Pinecone
You will soon be flooded with honey and syrup, only to be eaten by a hungry shark.	The Pancake
You enjoy being stepped on by superior beings.	The Carpet
People may worship you, but that doesn't mean you exist.	The Spirit
People think that you are sharp as a tac, but in reality you are just an object to be used.	The Pencil
People say that you're square, but you really are rectangular.	The Paper
You may be shaped by people writing on you, but you still are made of wood.	The Desk
You will sit on the shoulders of great people.	The T-Shirt
Your emotions are easily read.	The Book
All you care about is time.	The Clock
You may think you are unique, but so do thousands of others just like you.	The Clone
You may appear to be happy, but your true emotions never show.	The Mask
You start out friendly, but you soon turn vicious and feral.	The Rabid Dog
Everything you touch dies instantly.	The Extremely High Amount of Electricity
You may appear soft and fuzzy, but your fuzz turns to thorns with extreme speed.	The Cactus
You are prone to "blowing it".	The Nose
You may stand tall, but you're still just a bush.	The Hedge
You never let go when people step on you.	The Chewing Gum

Ducks

-Abstract Potato

Ducks are made of Duck
Ducks do not cluck
Ducks are beautiful
See Duck sit on metal pole
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks
Quack, Quack, Ducks have feet
Quack, Quack, feet are neat
See the fish
See the dish
See the duck wish for the fish on the dish
Taste the Duck
The Duck tastes good
The Duck once stood
But now it is eaten
But the other Duck is alive
The Ducks swarm in many a hive
The Ducks slaughter the people
Like turkeys jump through the windows of dining rooms on Thanksgiving
The Ducks roar triumphantly

I, Rat

-Abstract Potato

I am a zombie rat, 
Dead and mummified,
I am the nicest rat that has ever died.
So don't be deceived,
By my body diseased.
Please don't cry out your fears,
When large quantities of maggots crawl out of my ears.
Let me curl up in your bed,
With eyes glowing red,
I'll only bite you once or twice on the head.
Bring me to school,
Let me swim in your pool,
Pet me as I cover your lap with drool.
I am a tame rat,
Not vicious or fierce,
Lean over and I won't even give your ears a pierce.
I'm great with babies,
I won't give them rabies.
I'm as big as a cat,
So I can kill other rats.
When your house is rat-free,
You will thank me.
But, of course, I will not kill me.
I will cover your floors with minimal pee!
You won't need to set your alarm with me,
I'll nibble your toes when you need to wake up, you see?
I can help you get thinner,
By eating your dinner.
If you want I can even eat your lunch.
Listen to the melodious sound of my munch-mu-munch-munch.
You won't have the need,
To buy rat feed,
I'll just eat your dry wall.
I'm sure you won't notice the poop in the hall.
I'm a good looking rat,
Legs twisted, tail mangled.
I don't know why they say I look strangled.
Tufts of black fur sticking out of the linen,
Little red welts on my tail were I'm bitten.
Ears filled with tears,
Half of one ripped off,
Why do I give people nightmares?
*choke*, *cough* *cough*.
Teeth turned yellow,
Tongue turned green,
I am something as you have never seen.
Don't stop to think where I've been,
Just please take me in,
I am not akin,
To those sewer rats.
I'm much nicer and neater,
A much cleaner eater,
And not such a cheater,
As sewer rats.
My smell will not seem as strong,
Once I belong,
To you.
Before you I plead,
To give me what I need,
Or else I, with great speed,
Will bite you.
SO PLEASE TAKE ME IN!

Riddles

The Day - Abstract Potato
The day is a day before the day of tomorrow.
The last day of the preceding is after December while being before at once.
Today is not the day, nor is it yesterday.
Of the date of today written by nature of western america, the day of the day is the second of the three values.
The year is a year such that in forethought and hindsight, less than four in either direction (while greater than nothing) exists the day not.
What is the day?

The Race 1 - Unknown
You are in a race and you pass the person in second. What place are you in?

The Race 2 - Unknown
You are in a race and you pass the person in last. What place are you in?

The Race 2 - Unknown
Mary's father had 5 daughters, the first four, from oldest to youngest were named Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono. What was the 5th daughter's name?

The Race 2 - Unknown
There is a seven letter word often found with peanut. If you move the first letter of this word to the 2nd to last spot, you make another seven letter word often found with peanut. What are the two words?

I am euphorically in front of you - Abstract Potato
I am euphorically in front of you,
Whilst still hiding behind he.
I do soar above all eagles,
And still swim inside all seas.
To here and there
For excellence:
None corrupt to see.
To be growing on the first of ends
Of a majestic tree.
After pollinate so does the bee
Fly on end bound home
Three elements so to a piece
Of steeled and faultless chrome.
There in me
The last of clues
So now I’m almost done.
Seek inside: not out, but free
And please pardon the pun.

The third is less than twenty - Abstract Potato
The sound of my prime noise is the first of the third.
The sound of my next noise is fourth of third.
The third is out less twenty.
The last is blemished less six.
I cause your work.
I cause your slack.
As there are no finite viewers,
I am all.

Around and around - Abstract Potato
Of time and life I am both.
I am material and yet concept.
I am a thing and yet a space.
As a room I can be a place.
I am the shadow of a bubble.
I always get bronze in the race of trouble.
Rouond a maelstrom
Beating base drum.
I go far, turn around, and come.

Potato - Abstract Potato
All have one.
Bemused by three.
Silent are two.
Terrific are three more.
Rectified are four.
Atrocius has that of above more an.
Chrome to you.
Tin unto me.
Please see the three
Ordinators of the floor.
Trees are green.
Alfalfa is orange.
Thistles are blue.
Ostriches are maroon.
Why may be one?
Why may be none?
What are we?

Off the Edge - Abstract Potato
Off the edge of something surreal.
Bordering fluids hardened like steel.
The inside by mineral by coated hair.
One holding a someone with a famous stare.
I can hold pears.
I can hold bears.
At still the same size I can hold fairs.
My song is now done.
I've had my fun.
And now I must ask you:
What am I?

Inconstant - Abstract Potato
My ancestry is variable,
Though often it is Greek.
Many seek me,
Fewer find me,
Others merely peek.
A beginner's fear,
A master's tool,
A mathematician's friend.
I can be moved
(Though never touched)
Some would make me bend.
Some may try to count me
With varying results.
Some may think they know me,
But all models have their faults.
I have now said
What can be told,
And now I implore thee:
Do you dare to name the changing
Wonder that is me?

The Race 2 - Unknown
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?